Lightning Strike
11-01-2007, 09:59 AM
Conkers Bad Fur Day- Nintendo 64 (Released 2001)
This is one of the funniest and most graphical games that was ever released on the N64. Its too bad that the N64 was being outdated by the Gamecube around the time this game was released, so it didn't do as good as it should have. The game follows a Squirrel named Conker, you may remember him from Pocket Tales on the orginal game boy or more recently, Diddy Kong racing, but in CBFD, hes got a new bad attatude. Proberly one ot the dirtiest games with more swear words than a dictionary included, in fact, most words are said openly in the game, except the F word is bleeped out and the subtitles have images of skulls and lightning bolts to replace it.
Basically, Conker had a late night drinking and wants to get home, but he is too drunk. So he accidentally goes the wrong way and ends up in a range of strange movie parodied places including Terminator, the Matrix, Saving Private Ryan and Van Helsing to name a few. Although, Conker does has his enemies, the Panther King seeks to capture Conker to use him as the forth leg of his broken table. It truly is a silly concept, buts its the stupiding and script that make this game what it is.
I love this game, i play it again and again and never get sick of it, i know most locations off by heart and am always quoting funny sayings from the game.
The game has a free-roaming enviroment, where your destination is not presented and takes thinking with certain tasks to get to other parts. Conker does of course have a wepaon, his trusty Frying-pan is used to swing at a number of enemies, although other weapons such as the Double-Barrel Shotgun or even Conkers own pee are used on enemies. Conker can also collect money which gives you a remark once you pick it up, which you will need to spend on certain things, though it will return to you. Death is not a thing to worry about in this game either, i won't spoil it, but after one death, all is explained.
This game is not suited for those underage, but funny for those to get it and play. Don't be discouraged by the time it takes to do certain parts, the entire game is worth playing one part several times over to get past.
Score: 9/10
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This is one of the funniest and most graphical games that was ever released on the N64. Its too bad that the N64 was being outdated by the Gamecube around the time this game was released, so it didn't do as good as it should have. The game follows a Squirrel named Conker, you may remember him from Pocket Tales on the orginal game boy or more recently, Diddy Kong racing, but in CBFD, hes got a new bad attatude. Proberly one ot the dirtiest games with more swear words than a dictionary included, in fact, most words are said openly in the game, except the F word is bleeped out and the subtitles have images of skulls and lightning bolts to replace it.
Basically, Conker had a late night drinking and wants to get home, but he is too drunk. So he accidentally goes the wrong way and ends up in a range of strange movie parodied places including Terminator, the Matrix, Saving Private Ryan and Van Helsing to name a few. Although, Conker does has his enemies, the Panther King seeks to capture Conker to use him as the forth leg of his broken table. It truly is a silly concept, buts its the stupiding and script that make this game what it is.
I love this game, i play it again and again and never get sick of it, i know most locations off by heart and am always quoting funny sayings from the game.
The game has a free-roaming enviroment, where your destination is not presented and takes thinking with certain tasks to get to other parts. Conker does of course have a wepaon, his trusty Frying-pan is used to swing at a number of enemies, although other weapons such as the Double-Barrel Shotgun or even Conkers own pee are used on enemies. Conker can also collect money which gives you a remark once you pick it up, which you will need to spend on certain things, though it will return to you. Death is not a thing to worry about in this game either, i won't spoil it, but after one death, all is explained.
This game is not suited for those underage, but funny for those to get it and play. Don't be discouraged by the time it takes to do certain parts, the entire game is worth playing one part several times over to get past.
Score: 9/10
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http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/26/768pxmepsipaxfv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/976/conker0302screen010dn5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)