Hey doods, I joined a few years ago and forgot about this until now. I'm DarksydePhil, but you can call me DSP. I'm a former pro fighting game player, and I'm the number one Street Fighter 2 Turbo player in North America. I'm kind of a big deal on the internet, I innovated Let's Plays on YouTube. People like to say I was caught masturbating on my Twitch stream in front of my audience which is mostly children, but that's not true. I was scratching my leg. My dumb bitch ex girlfriend Leanna left me recently and I went out and bought some plants to keep me company.

You guys should totally check out my Paytreon and my Teespring and give me money so I can continue sitting at home playing video games and having fun instead of having to go out and find an actual job.